| I just had the cuuurrraaaaziest dream. Well, not really. For some reason, I have a bunch of dreams where I end up facing a giant killer robot in a knife fight, but anyway...
So, it started with the South Park kids. They were trying to impress the sixth graders with a Zippo lighter, and one thing leads to another, and they end up lighting this tree on fire. Then we ran. I think I was Kyle. Anyway, we get to a car, and I'm hiding in it with too other people. I think they were people I don't like very much. And I was calling someone on the phone, and the people in the car are like, "we can do something." And then whoever I was on the phone with, it was probably Chris Berry, although, thinking that, the next part doesn't really make sense, but he pulls up in this Ford Expedition with a sunroof, and there's like five people in there already. I get in and those tools from the first car follow me, and I get this super soaker filled with gasoline and my zippo and get ready to take down the giant tree monster.
It's tearing up downtown, and it gets hungry, so it goes into a Subway to get some food. And then I jump out and squirt it with the fire gun, but it doesn't affect it much, cuz now it's a robot played by Jim Carrey. So it runs into the Megalomart next door and we're chasing each other in the aisles, and some of the people there are getting possessed and coming after me. Luckily I have some of the pieces of a knife set, but the possessed people have the rest. I got cut on the hands a few times, but I managed to get through them all.
Finally, I confronted the Jim Carrey robot in the backroom. And there's some scientist lady there, I'm not sure what for. Anyway, a big ol' knife fight ensues between me and the giant Jim Carrey tree robot, who is now pretty normal sized, but still with a few feet on me. It was pretty big when it was tearing up downtown. Anyway, I beat it, don't really remember the details... and then just to make sure it's dead, we take apart the head and rip the computer stuff out, you know, me and the scientist, and she verifies it's head, cuz I guess that was her purpose in the whole dream.
And then it went into this Flintstone/time travelling dream that really doesn't have anything to do with the other one so The End. |
